why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
They sat in front of me for ten minutes staring like this because I accidentally rustled the treat bag in my pocket.
life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute
*writes about liking romantic literature in my essay*
*really means I like reading homoerotic fanfic on the internet*
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me