you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
WATCH IT NOW!!! SCRUFFY!KARL URBAN AND CUTIE-PIE!MICHAEL EALY FIGHTING CRIME TOGETHER IS SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
I was supposed to go to bed earlier tonight but instead I spent almost two hours reading john/dorian fics omg they are the absolute cutest